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Post by Hannu Smail on Nov 26, 2011 10:37:49 GMT -6
Reading this board, I have learned:
Claude Noel sucks. Jets have taken 9 of 10 possible points in their last 5 against teams like Tampa, Washington, and Philly despite this massive sucking.
Buff sucks.
Lately Thorburn sucks, even for a 4th liner who should only be counted on for 6 or 7 minutes of grit every game. Still sucks.
Antropov used to suck, but apparently no longer sucks? Same for Little. Apparent reduction of suck there.
Lawless sucks.
Did Oduya used to suck? I can't recall.
Scott Taylor's past suckage has been usurped by Lawless' new level of suckitude.
What else am I missing, happy people?
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Post by donwood on Nov 26, 2011 10:41:37 GMT -6
Hey we're so happy the team is back we feel free to talk about what sucks with OUR team.
Now pass the prozac
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Post by myusernamesucks on Nov 26, 2011 10:44:26 GMT -6
Reading this board, I have learned: Claude Noel sucks. Jets have taken 9 of 10 possible points in their last 5 against teams like Tampa, Washington, and Philly despite this massive sucking. Buff sucks. Lately Thorburn sucks, even for a 4th liner who should only be counted on for 6 or 7 minutes of grit every game. Still sucks. Antropov used to suck, but apparently no longer sucks? Same for Little. Apparent reduction of suck there. Lawless sucks. Did Oduya used to suck? I can't recall. Scott Taylor's past suckage has been usurped by Lawless' new level of suckitude. What else am I missing, happy people? Oduya still sucks (except for in the mind of one certain lady poster) Buff only sucks at D - he's the catalyst of a stanley cup winner at forward. Stapleton sucks. Jaffray sucks Our goal song sucks The crowd sucks (we boo at the wrong times at the wrong players, and we chant things in regular season that should only ever be chanted in the playoffs) The road uniforms sucks Heisinger sucks Pascal Vincent sucks
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Post by myusernamesucks on Nov 26, 2011 10:46:38 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2011 11:09:16 GMT -6
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Post by mzappa on Nov 26, 2011 11:22:33 GMT -6
Goal song definitely sucks!! we need a goal song like the NYR or 'Hawks. Where is "Bro Hymn" by Pennywise when you need it? Otherwise, yes everything sucks. Ask Lawless for updates on what else sucks or is a failure. Reading this board, I have learned: Claude Noel sucks. Jets have taken 9 of 10 possible points in their last 5 against teams like Tampa, Washington, and Philly despite this massive sucking. Buff sucks. Lately Thorburn sucks, even for a 4th liner who should only be counted on for 6 or 7 minutes of grit every game. Still sucks. Antropov used to suck, but apparently no longer sucks? Same for Little. Apparent reduction of suck there. Lawless sucks. Did Oduya used to suck? I can't recall. Scott Taylor's past suckage has been usurped by Lawless' new level of suckitude. What else am I missing, happy people? Oduya still sucks (except for in the mind of one certain lady poster) Buff only sucks at D - he's the catalyst of a stanley cup winner at forward. Stapleton sucks. Jaffray sucks Our goal song sucks The crowd sucks (we boo at the wrong times at the wrong players, and we chant things in regular season that should only ever be chanted in the playoffs) The road uniforms sucks Heisinger sucks Pascal Vincent sucks
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Post by jetsfan204 on Nov 26, 2011 11:51:58 GMT -6
This post sucks
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Post by hatrick007 on Nov 26, 2011 12:01:53 GMT -6
The crowd sucks? I hope that was sarcasm. I am perfectly ok with every game being like a playoff game.
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Post by gobombersgo on Nov 26, 2011 12:03:01 GMT -6
GO MOOSE GO!
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Post by cheswick on Nov 26, 2011 12:04:51 GMT -6
The crowd sucks? I hope that was sarcasm. I am perfectly ok with every game being like a playoff game. Umm I'm pretty sure the entire thread is sarcastic
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Post by gobombersgo on Nov 26, 2011 12:07:35 GMT -6
The crowd sucks? I hope that was sarcasm. I am perfectly ok with every game being like a playoff game. Umm I'm pretty sure the entire thread is sarcastic No, this is some serious Crap were talking about here!
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Post by TheDeuce on Nov 26, 2011 12:54:53 GMT -6
The beer lines suck.
The assroom in the MTS Centre seating sucks. Of course, it could just be my ass.
Watching section 105 making their mass exodus from the game with 2 minutes left each and every game, including the home opener, in order to beat the traffic sucks in so many ways.
Having so many hard-core fans shut out of season tickets sucks.
The vacuum they use to clean the locker room sucks.
I've heard the ice sucks.
Not having the queens portrait up sucks.
Playing the Jets vs Hurricanes in NHL 12 and having the opening announcement say 'And we have a battle of the south, the Hurricanes facing the Thrashers' sucked. True story.
It is left as an exercise to the reader to identify which of the aforementioned items constitutes true 'sucking' and which are firmly tongue-in-cheek.
m.
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Post by selanne405 on Nov 26, 2011 13:04:24 GMT -6
HAHA Hannu I've always loved your wit!
The following sucks -Coach from Survivor -The wings at earls, like there tiny as can be -The BC Lions -Ketchup chips -Justin Bieber -People who dont use their turn signal
I know a tad off topic but stilll.
Oh and not having the Queen's portrait up anymore rocks!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2011 13:09:55 GMT -6
watching hockey in Standard Def REALLY sucks.
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Post by flyingjay on Nov 26, 2011 13:37:33 GMT -6
Umm I'm pretty sure the entire thread is sarcastic No, this is some serious Crap were talking about here! I am still laughing at this post...bahahahaha...
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