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Post by jjmoohead on Sept 8, 2011 23:57:48 GMT -6
What are they excuses for: excuses for why the Jets will bite on the ice and you'll all love it. And yet somehow hes not a troll. He would post on his own teams fan site if there wasn't only 5 users posting on it all season long, 3 of which are the same guy.
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Post by Tim on Sept 9, 2011 10:16:39 GMT -6
What are they excuses for: excuses for why the Jets will bite on the ice and you'll all love it. BITE ON THIS, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!
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Post by enarwpg on Sept 9, 2011 11:16:22 GMT -6
Jets fan excuse of the day: 2. We don't care about victories, we love our young, no-talent kids (and that tubby boatnik). They'll learn to win by the time they hit 30. 3. No, really, we never wanted the Coyotes these past few years. We've always been waiting with anticipation for a team that hasn't made the playoffs the past two seasons. 4. We enjoy paying through the nose to end each visit walking glumly to our cars. Why are you even here? If this gets you so ruffled up, go to your own team's fan site! I respect you as a fan of the Coyotes, but if you will simply sit here and get offended every time anyone here mentions your precious team, then you are in the wrong fan forum. The -22 karma rating is kindof a hint. ..."If this gets you so ruffled up, go to your own team's fan site!"... That would be of little benefit to him as he's the only fan there and would wind up losing every argument / discussion....
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Post by enarwpg on Sept 9, 2011 11:22:06 GMT -6
Enjoying my life here: as the Joker said, "why so serious" Can I break -100 Karma points, whatever the heck those are. If I do, do I win a Jets jersey? I promise to wear it to a game!!!!! -TODD ...please stay here, I find you rather amusing and gives members a forum to practice come-back lines....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 13:15:04 GMT -6
Tim has hypnotized me, and I feel so ashamed.
Can you try that again, with Pam Anderson this time?
Jets fan whine of the day: 1. I know we bullied our owner into naming this team the Jets, but if he doesn't create a third jersey soon that matches the moth-eaten one in my closet, I'm going to boycott the team sno-cone booth every other game (can't do it every game, as I need that stuff to shore up my igloo's foundation).
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Post by jetsreborn on Sept 9, 2011 14:19:17 GMT -6
Tim has hypnotized me, and I feel so ashamed. Can you try that again, with Pam Anderson this time? Jets fan whine of the day: 1. I know we bullied our owner into naming this team the Jets, but if he doesn't create a third jersey soon that matches the moth-eaten one in my closet, I'm going to boycott the team sno-cone booth every other game (can't do it every game, as I need that stuff to shore up my igloo's foundation). stfu the coyotes are roadkill and they arnt gonna make the playoffs this year.
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Post by LTZ on Sept 9, 2011 19:57:03 GMT -6
Tim has hypnotized me, and I feel so ashamed. Can you try that again, with Pam Anderson this time? Jets fan whine of the day: 1. I know we bullied our owner into naming this team the Jets, but if he doesn't create a third jersey soon that matches the moth-eaten one in my closet, I'm going to boycott the team sno-cone booth every other game (can't do it every game, as I need that stuff to shore up my igloo's foundation). Touche...that one WAS pretty funny. I'll give that one to you. However you forget, this is the frozen North and snow is everywhere all the time. Only reason to boycott the sno-cone booth every other game is that they're just too damn tasty to boycott completely.
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Post by Douggy-D on Sept 9, 2011 20:29:21 GMT -6
New Joke fan excuse:
Tickets are too cheap.
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Post by jjmoohead on Sept 9, 2011 21:49:27 GMT -6
Tim has hypnotized me, and I feel so ashamed. Can you try that again, with Pam Anderson this time? Jets fan whine of the day: 1. I know we bullied our owner into naming this team the Jets, but if he doesn't create a third jersey soon that matches the moth-eaten one in my closet, I'm going to boycott the team sno-cone booth every other game (can't do it every game, as I need that stuff to shore up my igloo's foundation). Is that all we have to do? No "sno-cone" to get our way? Maybe arizona should boycott guns until the government actually does good for their people. That must be like 98% of their tax income.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2011 2:31:38 GMT -6
Now I've been hypnotized by jjmoohead's spiral of logic. Guns? Taxes? To get our way?
Huh? I feel like I just had one of those dreams where I've arrived late to my class, on my pajamas, unprepared for my final exam. Dizzy, so dizzy.....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2011 2:47:16 GMT -6
Sorry, that last reply is veering away from the professionalism of this string. I should stick to the topic and not get tempted to lash out.
Jets fan reason of the day to dance in the streets:
1. The King of Canada, or whatever his royal highness' is, is wearing a Jets jersey! All hail the King of Canada!
Jets fan future reason of the day to riot in the streets:
1. The King of Canada just dropped the opening puck in Toronto and he's wearing a Leafs jersey! Off with his head! Pass the poutine!
-TODD
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Post by LTZ on Sept 10, 2011 8:23:52 GMT -6
Sorry, that last reply is veering away from the professionalism of this string. I should stick to the topic and not get tempted to lash out. Jets fan reason of the day to dance in the streets: 1. The King of Canada, or whatever his royal highness' is, is wearing a Jets jersey! All hail the King of Canada! Jets fan future reason of the day to riot in the streets: 1. The King of Canada just dropped the opening puck in Toronto and he's wearing a Leafs jersey! Off with his head! Pass the poutine! -TODD I'm sure when the Coyotes leave, fans there are going to want to riot in the streets...or on a sidewalk somewhere. All six of you guys.
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Post by jjmoohead on Sept 10, 2011 9:51:27 GMT -6
Sorry, that last reply is veering away from the professionalism of this string. I should stick to the topic and not get tempted to lash out. Jets fan reason of the day to dance in the streets: 1. The King of Canada, or whatever his royal highness' is, is wearing a Jets jersey! All hail the King of Canada! Jets fan future reason of the day to riot in the streets: 1. The King of Canada just dropped the opening puck in Toronto and he's wearing a Leafs jersey! Off with his head! Pass the poutine! -TODD King of Canada? Well don't you fit every southern US stereotype. *Poor USA I am not sure what they teach you at your Arizona schools, but in the rest of the world, 2 comes after 1. BTW you are still off topic, this thread is coyotes fans excuses as to why they don't go to games. Not sure how embarrassing yourself about Canadian politics has to do with that. NEXT Coyote excuse - Its a Saturday game, Saturdays are the days we plan to shoot members of government. <---ok that was to far.
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Post by Douggy-D on Sept 10, 2011 9:55:41 GMT -6
Sorry, that last reply is veering away from the professionalism of this string. I should stick to the topic and not get tempted to lash out. Jets fan reason of the day to dance in the streets: 1. The King of Canada, or whatever his royal highness' is, is wearing a Jets jersey! All hail the King of Canada! Jets fan future reason of the day to riot in the streets: 1. The King of Canada just dropped the opening puck in Toronto and he's wearing a Leafs jersey! Off with his head! Pass the poutine! -TODD I'm sure when the Coyotes leave, fans there are going to want to riot in the streets...or on a sidewalk somewhere. All six of you guys. I'm picturing the fan riot when the Jokes are moved to QC. I can see it right now: Todd, G52 from AZCentral, DitzyMolsen from AZCentral, and AZRick from AZCentral turning over park benches and lighting AZRick's BMX Bike on fire. And throwing little pebbles inside Candy Stores.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2011 12:18:31 GMT -6
I didn't know that there were ANY Yotes fans still on AZCentral boards. Last I checked, it was a home for idiot Jets fans.
And I don't insult you guys and gals on these boards, I insult only the ones who have haunted those boards the past few years salivating for our team and baiting dopes who just couldn't walk away from senseless comments. (or one, who uses all the other aliases to speak with himself).
I wouldn't riot with anyone still there. I recall being embarrassed by quite a few of those pro-Yote anti-Canada morons who gave Americans as bad a name as the Jets posters gave to schizophrenia.
My riot would consist shrugging, remarking that at least we had 3 fun seasons from the point I thought our team was already lost, and then turning on the NHL to begin following the Devils again. Or we nay become Ducks fans. The wife loves Hiller, and we could take some long weekends to catch some games.....As we are doing next month
-TODD
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